"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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