too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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