Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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