Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
soo... how was my night?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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