i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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