people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Farmville is her only friend.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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