True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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