I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
