dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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