i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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