the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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