I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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