It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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