Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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