BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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