I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
COCAINE IS GR8
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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