You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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