Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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