wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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