I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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