I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
How external is "for external use only"?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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