Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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