do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
