Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
