Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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