Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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