I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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