You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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