i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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