Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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