come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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