I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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