I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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