Everything about him screamed your future.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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