yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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