Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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