Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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