Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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