This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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