There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
