"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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