So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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