I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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