when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
