It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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