My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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