I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
cat food counts as protein by the way
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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