There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
we're so committed to being not committed
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
