i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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