Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She's the barista slut.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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